🔥 NO EXCUSES 🔥

💡 BRUTAL TRUTH: You have 118 days. That's enough time to completely transform your body. But only if you start TODAY.

📊 The Math Doesn't Lie

0.5-1%
Safe Body Fat Loss Per Week
16
Weeks Until Fiji
8-16%
Potential Body Fat Reduction
💯
Chance You Regret Skipping Workouts

Your Fiji Body Progress

0%

Time is passing whether you train or not. Choose wisely.

🎯 Friendly Competition

Some motivational "encouragement" from your TaxHawk teammates:

"I've been doing 100 pushups a day since January 1st. By June, I'll be able to do pushups with someone sitting on my back. What are YOU doing?"

— That Guy In Engineering

"Beach photos are forever. Your grandchildren will see these. Do you want them to ask 'Why was grandpa wearing a shirt in every picture?'"

— The Designer Who Knows

"I've already meal-prepped for the week. My macros are calculated. My gym bag is packed. Meanwhile, someone is reading this instead of working out..."

— Your Conscience

"Remember: Everyone at the company will see these photos. HR included. Your beach body = your personal brand. Build it."

— Anonymous (but probably in Finance)

"I've lost 12 lbs already. Not that I'm counting. Okay, I'm totally counting. I'm also counting how many workouts YOU'VE missed. 👀"

— The Competitor

💪 Six-Pack Blueprint

🔥 The Daily Burn

  • 30 min cardio (run, bike, swim)
  • 3 sets × 20 crunches
  • 3 sets × 30-second planks
  • 3 sets × 15 leg raises
  • 2 sets × 20 Russian twists

🥗 The Kitchen Rules

  • Protein with every meal
  • No liquid calories
  • Veggies are unlimited
  • Cut sugar, not flavor
  • Meal prep Sundays

😴 Recovery = Gains

  • 7-8 hours sleep minimum
  • Stretch after workouts
  • One rest day per week
  • Hydrate like it's your job
  • Progress pics weekly

🚫 EXCUSE DESTROYER 3000

Type your excuse below. We'll handle it.


⚔️ Accept The Challenge ⚔️

🏆 The Fiji Six-Pack Club

There's an exclusive club forming. The select few who will arrive in Fiji
with visible abs and the confidence that comes with them.

Will you be in the club?

Membership requirements: Consistency, discipline, and not quitting when it gets hard.